Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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