also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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