If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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