it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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