There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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