And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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