Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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