You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
vagina is talking i cant
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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