READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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