I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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