I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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