she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He better not be in your backpack
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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