If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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