a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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