oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
