Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
