just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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