This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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