never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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