RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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