Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm at about main and main street
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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