Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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