Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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