I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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