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honey bunches of taint.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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