even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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