I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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