Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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