Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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