Ambien. No doubt about it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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