i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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