Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
you win again, gameday.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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