ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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