Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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