that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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