I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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