What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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