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you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.

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(845): View more from New York

I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting

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(510): View more from California

I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.

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(323): View more from California

It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!

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(201): View more from New Jersey

This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves

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Lay off the drugs kid

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(646): View more from New York

I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?

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