Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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