When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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