5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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