We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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