if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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