Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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