Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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