everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just pee around me
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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