there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
