A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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