You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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