if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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