I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I know her cup size but not her name....
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