We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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